luciferofficial:

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paprika:

“talk dirty to me”

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runrunningrunner:

lifeweightsandpavement:

lifeweightsandpavement:

Before making any comment on your lady’s slightly hairy parts (ANY parts) do the following:

• Step in the bathroom and lock the door.
• Find a pair of good tweezers.
• Take off your pants and underwear (if you wear them)
• Remove ONE hair from that manly part of yours using the tweezers.
• Imaging that feeling xa few dozen as waxing means dozens of hair are removed at once…

Now shut the eff up if things aren’t as smooth as you’d like all year ‘round.

Still relevant

Always relevant.

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totalspiffage:

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

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surprisebitch:

this is so iconic

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niceshibe:

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

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2000ish:

Pepsi Music 2004 - Dare For More CD

nawtinuddy:

cubbybangbang:

orb-is-horse:

slipperygal:

jaspersboy:

jaspersboy:

1. Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
   
2. Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
   

I will never share these.

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.

Oops fingers slipped!

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snowradish:

fancybroom:

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

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goldkat-g0negrey:

garbagefingers:

fancy-trashblog:

averagefairy:

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

I did not expect this, but I love it

😍

Originally posted by showuthedarkside

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notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

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